NEXT UP! The return of Gods & Monsters: A Burlesque Tribute to American Horror Story!

Must be the Teasin’ of the Witch!! Miss Scarlett Thrustmore‘s Gods & Monsters is back in its third iteration, and it’s going to be utterly majestic! Mr. Arcane and I are thrilled to be bringing Myrtle Snow and Spalding back to the G&M stage. And lay your eyes on the rest of this supreme cast:

Prince Peanut-Butter as James March (Hotel)
Arabella de Lioncourt as Fiona Goode (Coven)
Glitterati LaReaux as The Countess (Hotel)
Ivana Mandalay/TL Ford as Lana Winters (Asylum)
Jasmine Rain as Sister Mary Eunice (Asylum)
Valerie DeVille as Madison Montgomery (Coven)

With our MC for the evening, The Mad Marquis as The Axeman (Coven)

Come let us cast our spell on you! Get your tickets here before they vanish in a puff of smoke! Balenciaaaaaagaaaaaa!!

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COMING SOON! Rise of the Monsters: A Frankenstein Burlesque Story!

DR. VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN HAS GONE MAD! Or has he?

Join him on Friday October 13th (!) as he tells the story of the early monsters that inspired him to begin his own journey to the creation of life!

From the imagination of Arabella de Lioncourt comes: Rise of the Monsters *A Frankenstein Burlesque Story. Bringing all of your favorite monsters to life! An original script written by Arabella and featuring some of the top burlesque performers in the Pacific Northwest.

TWO PERFORMANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Early Show starts at 8pm
Late Show Starts at 10:30pm

STARRING:
Dr. Victor Frankenstein- The Mad Marquis
Frankenstein’s Monster- Sean M. Dooley
The Bride of Frankenstein- Ri Ri SynCyr
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde- Arabella de Lioncourt
The Phantom of the Opera- Ruby Darling
The Wolfman- Flora La Fenice
The Creature From the Black Lagoon- Kit Katastrophic
The Mummy- Eva D’Luscious
The Invisible Man- Judy Patootie
Dracula- Vanity Thorn
Dr. Caligari & Cesare- Loxie Arcane and Mr. Arcane (yes he’s back!!)
Dorian Gray- Scarlett Thrustmore

SIX DAYS LEFT from today’s date, Oct 4, to get your tickets! HURRY they are almost gone!!!

See you there – IF YOU DARE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

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TONIGHT! Gods & Monsters: A Burlesque Tribute to American Horror Story!

Better late than never, eh? Ack. My apologies folks! If you’re looking for a way to spend this glum, rainy Portland Wednesday night, might I suggest the second edition of Gods & Monsters? I am so thrilled to be returning to Miss Scarlett Thrustmore‘s stage in this incredible show! If it’s half as good as last year’s, well you are in for a mighty fine treat. Unfortunately Mr. Arcane was not available to join me again for our Myrtle Snow/Spalding act, so this year I’m returning solo with an act that I know will be giving you life! And look at this line-up! Satira Sin! Judy Patootie! Amelia Ala Mode! Lolita Von Honeydew! Sloan Wolfe! Karlie Lever du Soleil! Ivana Mandalay! TL Ford! With DJ Aurora at the turntables and amazing raffle prizes! See you there!

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Ladies of a Certain Age = A Smashing Success!

I’m very pleased to report that Rare Vintage Burlesque‘s first show, Ladies of a Certain Age, was a breakout hit! The house was packed and so enthusiastic and appreciative. Every performer slayed! We are thrilled beyond words, and we can’t wait to bring it to you again on February 19 – stay tuned! Thank you so much to everyone who made it possible!

Red Hot Flo by Chuck Saxe

Killer Go-Go Girl by Jason Standefer

Curtain call!

Ophelia Bouche, me, Ivana Mandalay, and Judy Patootie at curtain call with our fabulous pick-up artists Clementine Peel and Tallulah Ford

Rare Vintage Burlesque Presents: Ladies of a Certain Age!

It’s almost here!! Rare Vintage Burlesque‘s very first show is quickly shaping up to be the way to ring in the New Year in Portland! Click here for show info and to purchase tickets – it’s sure to be a sell-out, so get those tickets today! Sexy has no expiration date, and we’re here to prove it! See you there!!

Rare Vintage Burlesque Presents: Ladies of a Certain Age

Presenting: Rare Vintage Burlesque!

I am pleased as punch to announce my new burlesque venture! My fellow Portland peelers Scarlett Thrustmore, Judy Patootie, Ivana Mandalay, Ophelia Bouche and I have banded together to form the production and performance collective Rare Vintage Burlesque! We are five 40+ and fabulous performers who will be bringing our seasoned naughtiness to the stage each month – and we’ll get you home by bedtime! Part troupe, part production team, and a whole lot of fun, we are living proof that sexy has no expiration date. Please click here for info on our first show, Ladies of a Certain Age, coming up next month! We plan to present a different themed show each month, with special guests and more fun than you can shake a beglittered cane at! Like rare vintage wine, we only get better with age!

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Our first tea party gets a little out of hand. Photo by Jason Standefer of Hotshot Imagery