BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! Aug. 17th was MSTease3K: Electric Boogaloo!

I have been bereft in my duties, and for that I beg your forgiveness!! The last few months have seized me with a profound feeling of apathy. I am slowly coming out of it, so I thought I would right a wrong that has me extremely embarrassed. Last August the 17th was the second iteration of Charm & Glamour Productions‘ burlesque tribute to Mystery Science Theater 3000, and I’m thrilled to report we rocked that mother!

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The studly Mr. Arcane and I opened the show as Pearl Forrester and Brain Guy, celebrating that time when loving lovers love, and then suddenly devolving into something about cherry pie, I dunno. (photos by the amazing Casey Campbell Photography!)

Suffice to say it was an amazing evening with some of the best nerdlesque acts I have ever seen! I apologize once again for flaking on you. Sometimes you just have to take a look around yourself and realize you’re in a pretty damn good place.

NEXT UP! The return of Gods & Monsters: A Burlesque Tribute to American Horror Story!

Must be the Teasin’ of the Witch!! Miss Scarlett Thrustmore‘s Gods & Monsters is back in its third iteration, and it’s going to be utterly majestic! Mr. Arcane and I are thrilled to be bringing Myrtle Snow and Spalding back to the G&M stage. And lay your eyes on the rest of this supreme cast:

Prince Peanut-Butter as James March (Hotel)
Arabella de Lioncourt as Fiona Goode (Coven)
Glitterati LaReaux as The Countess (Hotel)
Ivana Mandalay/TL Ford as Lana Winters (Asylum)
Jasmine Rain as Sister Mary Eunice (Asylum)
Valerie DeVille as Madison Montgomery (Coven)

With our MC for the evening, The Mad Marquis as The Axeman (Coven)

Come let us cast our spell on you! Get your tickets here before they vanish in a puff of smoke! Balenciaaaaaagaaaaaa!!

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COMING SOON! Rise of the Monsters: A Frankenstein Burlesque Story!

DR. VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN HAS GONE MAD! Or has he?

Join him on Friday October 13th (!) as he tells the story of the early monsters that inspired him to begin his own journey to the creation of life!

From the imagination of Arabella de Lioncourt comes: Rise of the Monsters *A Frankenstein Burlesque Story. Bringing all of your favorite monsters to life! An original script written by Arabella and featuring some of the top burlesque performers in the Pacific Northwest.

TWO PERFORMANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Early Show starts at 8pm
Late Show Starts at 10:30pm

STARRING:
Dr. Victor Frankenstein- The Mad Marquis
Frankenstein’s Monster- Sean M. Dooley
The Bride of Frankenstein- Ri Ri SynCyr
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde- Arabella de Lioncourt
The Phantom of the Opera- Ruby Darling
The Wolfman- Flora La Fenice
The Creature From the Black Lagoon- Kit Katastrophic
The Mummy- Eva D’Luscious
The Invisible Man- Judy Patootie
Dracula- Vanity Thorn
Dr. Caligari & Cesare- Loxie Arcane and Mr. Arcane (yes he’s back!!)
Dorian Gray- Scarlett Thrustmore

SIX DAYS LEFT from today’s date, Oct 4, to get your tickets! HURRY they are almost gone!!!

See you there – IF YOU DARE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

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NEXT UP! Pre-Existing Conditions: A Burlesque & Variety Revue!

Kudos to Ivana Mandalay and Chris Stewart for coming up with a fascinating and timely idea for a burlesque show! Pre-Existing Conditions will showcase acts based on medical conditions that are in danger of being considered “pre-existing” – therefore, not covered – by whatever weaksauce medical plan the Incompetent-in-Chief and his equally incompetent brown-nosing minions bother to come up with when they’re not too busy saber-rattling and defending white supremacy. With a variety of performances (not just burlesque!) from Glitterati LaReauxDominoe DeSoto, Sundae Sparkles, Miss Darby Doll, Karlie Lever du SoleilLayne Fawkes and Kellie Irwin, this is shaping up to be a great show! Don’t be too loud, though, or you may wake me up (I just might be sleepwalking through my act). And keep your eyes peeled for a cameo appearance by Mr. Arcane!! RSVP here! Pre-sale ticket link is here – get ’em now, they’re going fast!! SEE YOU THERE!!!

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TONIGHT! Gods & Monsters: A Burlesque Tribute to American Horror Story!

Better late than never, eh? Ack. My apologies folks! If you’re looking for a way to spend this glum, rainy Portland Wednesday night, might I suggest the second edition of Gods & Monsters? I am so thrilled to be returning to Miss Scarlett Thrustmore‘s stage in this incredible show! If it’s half as good as last year’s, well you are in for a mighty fine treat. Unfortunately Mr. Arcane was not available to join me again for our Myrtle Snow/Spalding act, so this year I’m returning solo with an act that I know will be giving you life! And look at this line-up! Satira Sin! Judy Patootie! Amelia Ala Mode! Lolita Von Honeydew! Sloan Wolfe! Karlie Lever du Soleil! Ivana Mandalay! TL Ford! With DJ Aurora at the turntables and amazing raffle prizes! See you there!

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