I told you I’d be back! And back with a bang with the second edition of this fabulous show, featuring some of your favorite characters from pop culture! And are you kidding me – LOOK AT THIS LINE-UP! Angelique DeVil! Bettie Velo! Mona DePlume! Judy Patootie! Ivana Mandalay! Miss Pamela Voorhees! Amelia ala Mode! Wanda Bones! Lola Coquette! Produced by Arabella de Lioncourt! Hosted by the one and only Bae Cliché! Get your tickets here and get ’em now because this one is sure to be a sell-out! It feels so good to be back! See you there!
Folks, I feel that my entire burlesque career has been leading up to this moment. Yes, it’s a burlesque salute to my most favorite show of all time, Mystery Science Theater 3000! The first production by that indefatigable Blue Collar Showgirl, Mona DePlume, this is promising to be the show of the year. Not to mention the fact that we are honored to have join us Jackey Neyman Jones, Debbie from Manos: The Hands of Fate, signing her new memoir, Growing Up with Manos: The Hands of Fate!! I apologize for the late posting about this, but I have been so busy creating my costume and props that I’ve had time for little else. I don’t want to blab about my act too much. Suffice to say that it tells the tawdry tale of a befeathered showgirl and her horrifying – but startlingly erotic – encounter with what is left of the victim of a tragic auto accident. Join us, won’t we? Keep circulating the event!
Holy cow, it’s almost time for the next Rare Vintage Burlesque show! Can we top last month’s shindig?? Come on out to Crush Bar on Friday the 18th and find out for yourself! March brings the onset of Spring, St. Patrick’s Day/Irish goodness, Easter, and all sorts of madness – so be prepared for anything! We are thrilled to be welcoming our guest performer, the bewitching “Blue Collar Showgirl,” Mona DePlume! And believe us, we are as curious about our guest MC, the mysterious Rod Fullenwider, as you are… So get your tickets today and let us prove to you once again that sexy has no expiration date! See you there!!