NEXT UP! The return of Gods & Monsters: A Burlesque Tribute to American Horror Story!

Must be the Teasin’ of the Witch!! Miss Scarlett Thrustmore‘s Gods & Monsters is back in its third iteration, and it’s going to be utterly majestic! Mr. Arcane and I are thrilled to be bringing Myrtle Snow and Spalding back to the G&M stage. And lay your eyes on the rest of this supreme cast:

Prince Peanut-Butter as James March (Hotel)
Arabella de Lioncourt as Fiona Goode (Coven)
Glitterati LaReaux as The Countess (Hotel)
Ivana Mandalay/TL Ford as Lana Winters (Asylum)
Jasmine Rain as Sister Mary Eunice (Asylum)
Valerie DeVille as Madison Montgomery (Coven)

With our MC for the evening, The Mad Marquis as The Axeman (Coven)

Come let us cast our spell on you! Get your tickets here before they vanish in a puff of smoke! Balenciaaaaaagaaaaaa!!

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NEXT UP! Booklover’s Burlesque: Wicked Wordings!

I am thrilled to be making my Booklover’s Burlesque debut this Friday!

Lacy Productions presents…

Booklover’s Burlesque: Wicked Wordings

Friday, October 20th, 2017 at Crush Bar in Portland!

Booklover’s Burlesque is Portland’s sexiest literary salon which matches titillating, inspiring, and empowering book readings with burlesque performances all in one show!

Professional readers, actors, or local authors/writers read aloud a three to five minute piece of poetry, fiction (from any genre), memoir, non-fiction, etc, which is then followed by a burlesque performance inspired by the piece.

Performers for this edition of Booklover’s Burlesque include…

Miss Alex Kennedy
T.L. Ford
Fannie Fuller
Judy Patootie
Kat Van Dayum
Penny Paperback
Loxie Arcane, Ivana Mandalay, & Lou Velvet
Sophie Maltease & the Infamous Nina Nightshade

Hosted by the ravishing Rarity St. James.

Come curious. Leave transformed.

Get your tickets here – they’re almost gone!! And dress up “wicked” and receive five free raffle tickets! SEE YOU THERE!!

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NEXT UP! Pre-Existing Conditions: A Burlesque & Variety Revue!

Kudos to Ivana Mandalay and Chris Stewart for coming up with a fascinating and timely idea for a burlesque show! Pre-Existing Conditions will showcase acts based on medical conditions that are in danger of being considered “pre-existing” – therefore, not covered – by whatever weaksauce medical plan the Incompetent-in-Chief and his equally incompetent brown-nosing minions bother to come up with when they’re not too busy saber-rattling and defending white supremacy. With a variety of performances (not just burlesque!) from Glitterati LaReauxDominoe DeSoto, Sundae Sparkles, Miss Darby Doll, Karlie Lever du SoleilLayne Fawkes and Kellie Irwin, this is shaping up to be a great show! Don’t be too loud, though, or you may wake me up (I just might be sleepwalking through my act). And keep your eyes peeled for a cameo appearance by Mr. Arcane!! RSVP here! Pre-sale ticket link is here – get ’em now, they’re going fast!! SEE YOU THERE!!!

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Loxie is BACK in DoppelGänger II *Character Edition!

I told you I’d be back! And back with a bang with the second edition of this fabulous show, featuring some of your favorite characters from pop culture! And are you kidding me – LOOK AT THIS LINE-UP! Angelique DeVil! Bettie Velo! Mona DePlume! Judy Patootie! Ivana Mandalay! Miss Pamela Voorhees! Amelia ala Mode! Wanda Bones! Lola Coquette! Produced by Arabella de Lioncourt! Hosted by the one and only Bae Cliché! Get your tickets here and get ’em now because this one is sure to be a sell-out! It feels so good to be back! See you there!

TONIGHT! Gods & Monsters: A Burlesque Tribute to American Horror Story!

Better late than never, eh? Ack. My apologies folks! If you’re looking for a way to spend this glum, rainy Portland Wednesday night, might I suggest the second edition of Gods & Monsters? I am so thrilled to be returning to Miss Scarlett Thrustmore‘s stage in this incredible show! If it’s half as good as last year’s, well you are in for a mighty fine treat. Unfortunately Mr. Arcane was not available to join me again for our Myrtle Snow/Spalding act, so this year I’m returning solo with an act that I know will be giving you life! And look at this line-up! Satira Sin! Judy Patootie! Amelia Ala Mode! Lolita Von Honeydew! Sloan Wolfe! Karlie Lever du Soleil! Ivana Mandalay! TL Ford! With DJ Aurora at the turntables and amazing raffle prizes! See you there!

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Rare Vintage Burlesque Presents: Bad Girls – I Want to Be Evil!

Holy guacamole, it’s almost showtime again! This month I and my Rare Vintage Burlesque cohorts will be going to the dark side as we present a parade of wicked, naughty, and downright evil performances! I myself will be bringing a certain character from a certain very famous franchise to extremely naughty life. Plus, we are thrilled to present our featured performer, the amazing Eva D’Luscious (the MC for our February show); our guest performer, the delightful Lacy Knickers; and our MC for the evening, the scintillating Will Longfellow! Click here for tickets (highly recommended; this one is sure to be a sell-out!) and here to RSVP to the event. See you there, my lovelies…..   BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

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Ladies of a Certain Age = A Smashing Success!

I’m very pleased to report that Rare Vintage Burlesque‘s first show, Ladies of a Certain Age, was a breakout hit! The house was packed and so enthusiastic and appreciative. Every performer slayed! We are thrilled beyond words, and we can’t wait to bring it to you again on February 19 – stay tuned! Thank you so much to everyone who made it possible!

Red Hot Flo by Chuck Saxe

Killer Go-Go Girl by Jason Standefer

Curtain call!

Ophelia Bouche, me, Ivana Mandalay, and Judy Patootie at curtain call with our fabulous pick-up artists Clementine Peel and Tallulah Ford