Muppets Burlesque Happy Holidays Show!

Now that we’re all grown up and don’t watch Jim Henson’s Muppet Show anymore (well, not that we’d admit) (Loxie sez: Hey, I will admit it and proudly!), the only thing better than Gonzo is finding out that Gonzo is really a beautiful woman who has perfected the art of nearly-nude roller skating and doing the splits. Or maybe you prefer a pants-less Swedish chef or tassel-twirling Miss Piggy? You may get all three if you attend the upcoming Go Go Rocket Productions rendition of MUPPETS BURLESQUE on Thursday December 15 at Funhouse Lounge in Portland.

This troupe of tassel-twirling glittery all stars will leave you with a desecrated childhood and a face stained with tears of laughter. Billed as “a weird and wonderful cabaret inspired by the creations of Jim Henson,” this burlesque event is hosted by local burlesque legend Vera Mysteria (as Miss Piggy!) and stars some of the best known burly acts from Portland, including Baby Le’Strange, Nina Nightshade and Rocket, showcasing their tributes to everything from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem to The Dark Crystal. Nostalgic and naughty comedy continues with Mister Fogues as a saucy chef everyone will recognize, and the hungry one with blue fur gets crunk with his milk n cookie ladies! One thing is for sure: Go Go Rocket Productions knows how to put on a top notch spectacle, and you don’t want to miss this one!

Get your tickets here! Come to the early show, the late show, or both! These will sell out, so make haste! This is your last opportunity to see me on stage for a while. I truly hope I’ll be seeing you there, you weirdos.

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TONIGHT! Circus Church – A Sunday Night Variety Show!

Another better-late-than-never post! Tonight marks my long-awaited return to Circus Church! From its humble beginnings nearly two years ago, Circus Church has grown and flourished to become one of the best variety showcases that the City of Roses has to offer. Way to go, Miz Chaos!! $10 cash at the door will get you in! I’m so jazzed to be back – see you there!!

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Gods and Monsters: A Burlesque Tribute to American Horror Story!

Holy cow, people! The DEVO Bash was absolutely amazing! And now, it’s time to prepare for my next show. One that has been such a long time in the making, and for which I could not be more excited. It’s Gods and Monsters: A Burlesque Tribute to American Horror Story! My beautiful cohort Miss Scarlett Thrustmore is producing this, her very first show, and it promises to be one of the most incredibly creative burlesque shows seen in Portland this year. I am honored to be bringing one of my two Myrtle Snow acts to the stage for this event. If you are anywhere near Portland this Halloween Eve, I urge you to join us for this spectacularly macabre performance. Don’t be a hater, dear…

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The Second Annual Oregon Burlesque Festival is ALMOST HERE!

Do you think it’s a coincidence that Portland is expecting another heat wave in the mid to upper NINETIES this week? I don’t – take a look at the influx of sheer hotness that is about to descend upon our fair city! The awesomeness begins this Thursday night at the Funhouse Lounge! I’ll be performing on Friday night at Dante’s! Get your tickets right here! See you soon!!

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NEXT UP! Circus Church One Year Anniversary Show!

I am thrilled to death to be a part of the first anniversary celebration of Circus Church on Sunday, July 26! In only one short year, it’s become a beloved fixture of the Portland burlesque and circus scenes. Featuring amazing acts, audience confessions (it is Church, after all), games and general debauchery, a grand time is guaranteed for all! Plus, you don’t want to miss me doing my “Appreciation” number in my newly revamped costume, for which I’ve ramped up the glam factor about 200%! SEE YOU THERE!

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