TONIGHT! Gods & Monsters: A Burlesque Tribute to American Horror Story!

Better late than never, eh? Ack. My apologies folks! If you’re looking for a way to spend this glum, rainy Portland Wednesday night, might I suggest the second edition of Gods & Monsters? I am so thrilled to be returning to Miss Scarlett Thrustmore‘s stage in this incredible show! If it’s half as good as last year’s, well you are in for a mighty fine treat. Unfortunately Mr. Arcane was not available to join me again for our Myrtle Snow/Spalding act, so this year I’m returning solo with an act that I know will be giving you life! And look at this line-up! Satira Sin! Judy Patootie! Amelia Ala Mode! Lolita Von Honeydew! Sloan Wolfe! Karlie Lever du Soleil! Ivana Mandalay! TL Ford! With DJ Aurora at the turntables and amazing raffle prizes! See you there!

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Rare Vintage Burlesque Presents: The Strippening!

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY! Peer into the darkness with us and see what mysteries the shadows hold close to their cold hearts in The Strippening! {thunder and lightning} Yes folks, it’s RVB’s Halloween show and I could not be more excited! Our headliner is the incredible Jacqueline Hyde (and is that not the perfect name?) from Seattle! Our guest performer is The Mayor of Chubbytown herself, Ri Ri SynCyr! And back for another go as our guest MC is the sultry Daria from 105.1 The Buzz! I will be bringing two brand-new acts to this show, and they are probably my most elaborately costumed and propped acts to date. They are both based on beloved horror films, one considered the very first, the other a modern-day classic. I’m very nervous and very excited! I’m especially jazzed to once again be sharing the stage with the mysterious Mr. Arcane for the first time since the Gods and Monsters show last year! (And by the way, stay tuned for this year’s show announcement…) Go here for tickets and get ’em quick – they’re going fast! I will see you there – if you dare….     BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

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NO To Rape Culture Benefit Show & Call To Action!

Burlesque is fun, there’s no doubt about that. But sometimes we are called to channel that fun and energy into an important cause that affects us all. I am so thrilled to be a part of this amazing benefit show for survivors of rape and sexual assault. Look at that line-up! Admission is on a sliding scale, cash-only basis, but no one will be turned away for lack of funds! Also bring plenty of cash for the many incredible raffle prizes available! Please join us for an evening of sparkling yet thought-provoking entertainment and support your fellow human beings. It’s time we stand together and declare ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I certainly hope I’ll be seeing you there!

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Muppets Burlesque Hits Seattle Once Again! YAAAAAYYYYY!!!

And right after the Rare Vintage Burlesque show, the very next day I’ll be heading up to Seattle and the beautiful, historic Columbia City Theater to help bring the well-controlled chaos that is Muppets Burlesque to the stage! And guess what, folks – there are two shows on the same night! Come early, come late, or come to both – we’ll be thrilled to see you! Get your tickets here and remember – it’s not easy being green. See you there!

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Rare Vintage Burlesque Presents: Legends of the Fall!

The next RVB show is fast upon us, and it’s going to be legendary! Join us as we bring to the burlesque stage some of the most iconic figures of popular culture! We are thrilled to welcome back as our headliner that “Glittering Misfit of Burlesque,” Baby Le’Strange! Our featured performer is “cunning, courageous, and out-fucking-rageous” – it’s none other than Sloan Wolfe! And gracing our stage for the first time as guest MC is the best-dressed impresario of the Portland burlesque scene, The Mad Marquis! Get those tickets today for this one is sure to draw a packed house! See you there!

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Rare Vintage Burlesque Presents: Freaky Friday!

It’s a switcheroo!! This month, me and my Rare Vintage Burlesque comrades go Freaky Friday style! We are welcoming a cast of performers of all ages while we sit back and watch! (and stage kitten, and tip tart, and work the door!)

We are excited as all get-out to introduce our featured performers: the incredible Miss Alex Kennedy and the scintillating Satira Sin! Our guest host this month is one of our favorite gals, Redd Skyy!  She’ll leave you feeling like you drank too much, with a side of no regrets.

Our guest performers are a dazzling cast of local and out-of-town performers, including Clementine Peel, Paige Rustles, Tazzy Bolt, Vivian Rose, and Candy Apples from Seattle!

No ticket pre-sales this month, but do please RSVP here! Come on down to Crush Bar on August 19th and snap up all the seats! See you there – it’ll be freaky!

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TONIGHT! Boobie Sign! A Burlesque Tribute to MST3K!

Folks, I feel that my entire burlesque career has been leading up to this moment. Yes, it’s a burlesque salute to my most favorite show of all time, Mystery Science Theater 3000! The first production by that indefatigable Blue Collar Showgirl, Mona DePlume, this is promising to be the show of the year. Not to mention the fact that we are honored to have join us Jackey Neyman Jones, Debbie from Manos: The Hands of Fate, signing her new memoir, Growing Up with Manos: The Hands of Fate!! I apologize for the late posting about this, but I have been so busy creating my costume and props that I’ve had time for little else. I don’t want to blab about my act too much. Suffice to say that it tells the tawdry tale of a befeathered showgirl and her horrifying – but startlingly erotic – encounter with what is left of the victim of a tragic auto accident. Join us, won’t we? Keep circulating the event!

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