TONIGHT! The Oregon Burlesque Festival begins!

My most sincere apologies for not posting about this sooner, but I’ve been so busy lately it’s not even funny. But tonight begins three fabulous nights of glittery goodness at Dante’s in Portland – the fourth annual Oregon Burlesque Festival! Featuring more amazing performers from around the country than you can shake a tail feather at, our smoking hot headliner Ray Gunn, and our own local legend September Rose! I will be performing tonight, an old favorite with an updated (and extremely souped-up) costume! Go here for tickets for tonight, and here and here for Friday and Saturday! There are workshops too – with Ray Gunn and EmpeROAR Fabulous! Portland may be in the grips of a record-breaking heat wave right now, but the weather is not the only thing that’s hot around here! You don’t want to miss this! See you there!

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SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! A Burlesque Benefit for Network for Reproductive Options!

We’re one week out from my next show already! Produced by the one and only Wanda Bones, this one benefits a cause near and dear to my heart.

SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! is our local Portland burlesque community’s response to the growing opposition to women’s health care rights. We stand together for a cause that we believe is essential to showing that women’s health care rights are human rights. In a world where men are the deciding vote on our bodies and our rights we say NO MORE! Together we are dedicating acts and our time to providing money to our local abortion fund, Network for Reproductive Options, for our team BURLESQUEPDX’s Bowl-A-Thon goal! Come to celebrate, rejoice, be angry, fight the system and help us make a stand for what we believe is right!

PERFORMANCES BY:
Zora PavonineLou VelvetLily Le FauveFannie FullerRarity St JamesRinat Shagify!
Hikaru Amethyst LinesDee Dee PepperDomino D’OakKat Van Dayum! And yours truly! 

 

DOOR MADAME:
Bitsy La Rue!

KITTENS:
Baby Le’Strange and Viola Vinyyl!!

Crush Bar, 1400 SE Morrison, Portland! $10 suggested donation at the door! See you there!!

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Loxie is BACK in DoppelGänger II *Character Edition!

I told you I’d be back! And back with a bang with the second edition of this fabulous show, featuring some of your favorite characters from pop culture! And are you kidding me – LOOK AT THIS LINE-UP! Angelique DeVil! Bettie Velo! Mona DePlume! Judy Patootie! Ivana Mandalay! Miss Pamela Voorhees! Amelia ala Mode! Wanda Bones! Lola Coquette! Produced by Arabella de Lioncourt! Hosted by the one and only Bae Cliché! Get your tickets here and get ’em now because this one is sure to be a sell-out! It feels so good to be back! See you there!

Papermoon Cabaret – Winter Wonderland Burlesque!

Just added! I’m thrilled to be making a return to Holly Dai‘s splendid classic burlesque showcase, Papermoon Cabaret! This month we invite you to step into our icy crystal land of teasing sugar plum tarts and glistening burlesque fantasies for a Winter-themed show! And get a load of this line-up! Hosted by Eva D’Luscious! Featuring Siobhan AtomicaStella PearlHolly DaiLola CouquetteArabella de LioncourtKissy LaMay! And me! Am I ever proud to be sharing the beautiful Bossanova Ballroom stage with these incredible performers!

Get your tickets here – they are going fast! This is one of the last opportunities you’ll have to see me perform for a while, so come on down and let us jingle your bells! Ho ho, ho!

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Muppets Burlesque Happy Holidays Show!

Now that we’re all grown up and don’t watch Jim Henson’s Muppet Show anymore (well, not that we’d admit) (Loxie sez: Hey, I will admit it and proudly!), the only thing better than Gonzo is finding out that Gonzo is really a beautiful woman who has perfected the art of nearly-nude roller skating and doing the splits. Or maybe you prefer a pants-less Swedish chef or tassel-twirling Miss Piggy? You may get all three if you attend the upcoming Go Go Rocket Productions rendition of MUPPETS BURLESQUE on Thursday December 15 at Funhouse Lounge in Portland.

This troupe of tassel-twirling glittery all stars will leave you with a desecrated childhood and a face stained with tears of laughter. Billed as “a weird and wonderful cabaret inspired by the creations of Jim Henson,” this burlesque event is hosted by local burlesque legend Vera Mysteria (as Miss Piggy!) and stars some of the best known burly acts from Portland, including Baby Le’Strange, Nina Nightshade and Rocket, showcasing their tributes to everything from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem to The Dark Crystal. Nostalgic and naughty comedy continues with Mister Fogues as a saucy chef everyone will recognize, and the hungry one with blue fur gets crunk with his milk n cookie ladies! One thing is for sure: Go Go Rocket Productions knows how to put on a top notch spectacle, and you don’t want to miss this one!

Get your tickets here! Come to the early show, the late show, or both! These will sell out, so make haste! This is your last opportunity to see me on stage for a while. I truly hope I’ll be seeing you there, you weirdos.

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Rare Vintage Burlesque Presents: Guess Who’s Coming to Shimmy? The Out-of-Towners Show!

It’s almost that time again, my friends. The next Rare Vintage Burlesque show is nearly upon us, and it’s going to be truly epic! It’s not often we get visitors from far-off lands, like San Francisco and Minneapolis, but this month we are proud to welcome three of them! Guess who’s coming to shimmy? We’ve got two Reds and a Fox! Give a big Rose City welcome to Red Bone! She’s “internationally known, Minnesota grown!” Red Austere, “The Girl with the Golden Voice!” And “The Boss of Burlesque” herself, Foxy Tann! Are we excited for this show? Is Buckingham Palace a nice little shack? Snag yourself some tickets right here and get yourself a ringside seat – you do not want to miss a moment of this one! Oh, and wear something cool – it may be November, but it’s about to get hot up in here… See you there!!

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TONIGHT! Gods & Monsters: A Burlesque Tribute to American Horror Story!

Better late than never, eh? Ack. My apologies folks! If you’re looking for a way to spend this glum, rainy Portland Wednesday night, might I suggest the second edition of Gods & Monsters? I am so thrilled to be returning to Miss Scarlett Thrustmore‘s stage in this incredible show! If it’s half as good as last year’s, well you are in for a mighty fine treat. Unfortunately Mr. Arcane was not available to join me again for our Myrtle Snow/Spalding act, so this year I’m returning solo with an act that I know will be giving you life! And look at this line-up! Satira Sin! Judy Patootie! Amelia Ala Mode! Lolita Von Honeydew! Sloan Wolfe! Karlie Lever du Soleil! Ivana Mandalay! TL Ford! With DJ Aurora at the turntables and amazing raffle prizes! See you there!

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