Whoa it’s been a while, no? My apologies! I actually had a couple shows this year previous to this, but my lazy ass could not be bothered to update. I will try not to let that happen again! No excuse!

But if you are in the vicinity of Crush Bar in Portland tonight, you are in for the treat of your life! An incredible show,  dripping in deities, soaked in sin, full with faith, all for a great cause! And if you want to see absolutely the most absurd, ridiculous, and silliest act I’ve ever done, get your hinders over there! It’s your come-to-Jesus moment! Your luckiest Friday the 13th ever! And remember – he boiled for your sins……