TONIGHT! Holy Cow! A Religious Themed Variety Show for Planned Parenthood!

Whoa it’s been a while, no? My apologies! I actually had a couple shows this year previous to this, but my lazy ass could not be bothered to update. I will try not to let that happen again! No excuse!

But if you are in the vicinity of Crush Bar in Portland tonight, you are in for the treat of your life! An incredible show,  dripping in deities, soaked in sin, full with faith, all for a great cause! And if you want to see absolutely the most absurd, ridiculous, and silliest act I’ve ever done, get your hinders over there! It’s your come-to-Jesus moment! Your luckiest Friday the 13th ever! And remember – he boiled for your sins……

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NEXT UP! Rock Candy Burlesque Presents: Tassel Tuesday!

Am I ever excited to be making my Olympia, WA debut this month! Rock Candy Burlesque can always be counted on to bring the fabulous, and I’m lucky enough to get to join them for their monthly showcase, Tassel Tuesday! This is gonna be super-fun! See you at Rhythm and Rye at 8:30pm on the 14th!! Only $10, tickets at the door!!

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NEXT UP! The return of Gods & Monsters: A Burlesque Tribute to American Horror Story!

Must be the Teasin’ of the Witch!! Miss Scarlett Thrustmore‘s Gods & Monsters is back in its third iteration, and it’s going to be utterly majestic! Mr. Arcane and I are thrilled to be bringing Myrtle Snow and Spalding back to the G&M stage. And lay your eyes on the rest of this supreme cast:

Prince Peanut-Butter as James March (Hotel)
Arabella de Lioncourt as Fiona Goode (Coven)
Glitterati LaReaux as The Countess (Hotel)
Ivana Mandalay/TL Ford as Lana Winters (Asylum)
Jasmine Rain as Sister Mary Eunice (Asylum)
Valerie DeVille as Madison Montgomery (Coven)

With our MC for the evening, The Mad Marquis as The Axeman (Coven)

Come let us cast our spell on you! Get your tickets here before they vanish in a puff of smoke! Balenciaaaaaagaaaaaa!!

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NEXT UP! Booklover’s Burlesque: Wicked Wordings!

I am thrilled to be making my Booklover’s Burlesque debut this Friday!

Lacy Productions presents…

Booklover’s Burlesque: Wicked Wordings

Friday, October 20th, 2017 at Crush Bar in Portland!

Booklover’s Burlesque is Portland’s sexiest literary salon which matches titillating, inspiring, and empowering book readings with burlesque performances all in one show!

Professional readers, actors, or local authors/writers read aloud a three to five minute piece of poetry, fiction (from any genre), memoir, non-fiction, etc, which is then followed by a burlesque performance inspired by the piece.

Performers for this edition of Booklover’s Burlesque include…

Miss Alex Kennedy
T.L. Ford
Fannie Fuller
Judy Patootie
Kat Van Dayum
Penny Paperback
Loxie Arcane, Ivana Mandalay, & Lou Velvet
Sophie Maltease & the Infamous Nina Nightshade

Hosted by the ravishing Rarity St. James.

Come curious. Leave transformed.

Get your tickets here – they’re almost gone!! And dress up “wicked” and receive five free raffle tickets! SEE YOU THERE!!

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COMING SOON! Rise of the Monsters: A Frankenstein Burlesque Story!

DR. VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN HAS GONE MAD! Or has he?

Join him on Friday October 13th (!) as he tells the story of the early monsters that inspired him to begin his own journey to the creation of life!

From the imagination of Arabella de Lioncourt comes: Rise of the Monsters *A Frankenstein Burlesque Story. Bringing all of your favorite monsters to life! An original script written by Arabella and featuring some of the top burlesque performers in the Pacific Northwest.

TWO PERFORMANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Early Show starts at 8pm
Late Show Starts at 10:30pm

STARRING:
Dr. Victor Frankenstein- The Mad Marquis
Frankenstein’s Monster- Sean M. Dooley
The Bride of Frankenstein- Ri Ri SynCyr
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde- Arabella de Lioncourt
The Phantom of the Opera- Ruby Darling
The Wolfman- Flora La Fenice
The Creature From the Black Lagoon- Kit Katastrophic
The Mummy- Eva D’Luscious
The Invisible Man- Judy Patootie
Dracula- Vanity Thorn
Dr. Caligari & Cesare- Loxie Arcane and Mr. Arcane (yes he’s back!!)
Dorian Gray- Scarlett Thrustmore

SIX DAYS LEFT from today’s date, Oct 4, to get your tickets! HURRY they are almost gone!!!

See you there – IF YOU DARE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

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NEXT UP! Hurricane Aftermath: A Benefit Show for Puerto Rico!

On September 20th, 2017, the island of Puerto Rico was hit by the massive hurricane Maria. They are currently in a humanitarian crisis state and are in desperate need of water, health care and food. But in the midst of devastation, there is hope. And glitter! Please join some of Portland’s finest performers (and me!) this Thursday night, October 5, for a fabulous benefit show! ALL proceeds will be donated to Puerto Rico hurricane relief efforts!

WHEN: Thursday, October 5. Doors at 8:00, show at 8:30

WHERE:  Funhouse Lounge, Portland OR

$6 MINIMUM donation at the door

SEE YOU THERE!!

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Am I ever embarrassed!

Holy cow, folks. I was so busy getting ready for this show that I forgot to post about it!! So please accept my sincere apologies for posting late about Get Your Geek On: One Year Anniversary! It was so amazing in so many ways. The best of Portland geeky nerdlesque graced the stage of The Embers Avenue for an amazing evening! I brought my slightly upgraded Prof. Umbridge act to the stage once again, and it was a bona fide hit. Here are the superlative poster (featuring our extremely hot producer Miss Pamela Voorhees), and a shot of Umbridge preparing to whip Hogwarts into shape (photography by Guy Masson). It was truly an honor and a thrill to become part of the GYGO cast! Stay tuned for the next show, coming in January!

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